†Trust no man; Fear no bitch†: Archive

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A guy in my psychology class said he thought...

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

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This girl wants to kill herself. please send her a... →

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Anonymous asked: why the fuck would you say lose weight your a twig ..

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Hogwarts Houses from different POV's →

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